Friday, April 11, 2014

Nirvana's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction last night was awesome

First of all, isn't the speed at which news is released great these days?

Great story BTW, Jim Farber. Excellent and trained is your hand in music journalism, distant Jedi colleague.

So, last night, Nirvana was part of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's 2014 Induction Ceremony. The band members and a few family members of Kurdt Cobain's came onstage to say a few words, as well as Michael Stipe.

Friday, April 4, 2014

Have a Nice Life's "Dan and Tim, Reunited by Fate" is a strange trip thru the woods

This is a cool avant garde video from Have a Nice Life. The song is called "Dan and Tim, Reunited by Fate."

Definitely starts with the Lynch Noise, then moves into some kind of light ... music on bass plus keyboards and other sounds, then.. I don't know, man. I don't know what to call this.

That's why it intrigues me.

Here, watch it. Via The Flenser.


Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Rotting Hills "Seventh Prayer" Video & Song Analysis

So guys, go to Cvlt Nation's page here and listen to this four-drummer black metal thing and watch the brilliant accompanying video. Very satisfying. It's a video that stays with you after you watch it.

The band is Rotting Hills. I'd never heard of them before today. But today they blew me away. Four drummers. You read that right. There is a thunderous drum sound on this thing. It is monstrous.

It's additionally a well-produced sound. When you think #blackmetal, you think terrible production, punk-speed tempos, pretty simple guitar riffs, and the shriek right? Boom, you've got black metal from your friend's basement and it sounds like ass but they HOLD to that sound. It turns away all posers.

Rotting Hills' sound, on the song "Seventh Prayer" anyway, is meditative; it begins slowly and lures you in.

So don't be alarmed if you're not a black metal fan. The sound is atypical of black metal. I don't know what else to call it, however. The music itself is cinematic, and didn't they do a live score recently as well? Videography is made for this music, and they've got a sweet final product on their hands right now.

One of the drummers directed it too. It's fully a Rotting Hills presentation.

Here's that same link again. It's currently only available on Cvlt Nation.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Behemoth - new video for "Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel"



I like when the song title comes into play at the end.

Behemoth's album "The Satanist," where BYTG comes from, will be released early February. It comes after frontman Nergal dealt with cancer in 2010 and 2011. He tried to have every sound on the album come out of him 'naturally.' Nothing fabricated. Though it's a pretty meaningless way of describing the abstract creative process within one person's brain, I gotta say, I think he did it.

I watched a few videos of him talking about himself and the album from Blabbermouth, via @BLABBERMOUTHNET. They're a great metal publication and their coverage is great.

But Nergal himself I have a few personal qualms with. In one video he's sitting in front of a shitload of new, awesome guitars he could never use to all their fullest potentials, and I thought, "Asshole." Didn't even watch the whole video. It was a big DON'T CARE AVOID GET AWAY moment for me. He also uses sexual analogies too much for my taste, talking about a "giant phallus" raping what he doesn't like about society. Pretty harsh, man. Can't we resolve our differences thru dialogue?

Our favorite artists can't always be the best speakers, can they?

Can men ever stop thinking about dick?

BYTG Video Critique: the problems in the world that Nergal has a big problem with have more to do with men than women, right? When have women ever started wars or enslaved people? If I were making the video, I would have changed the main character to a man.

The deflowering of women is old news. It's been done to death. The de-flowering of men, however, is fertile ground ... hahahah haaaa.

The director of this video did a wonderful job, I love the use of animals and humans. I love the myriad forms the woman takes by the end of it. I love the cleansing and dark-evolutionary aspect. Along with the music, the video makes an amazing statement.

It's heavy imagery, you know? The B&W-ness gives it that time-worn feeling. For a song Nergal says he wrote naturally, it's pretty complex, probably harkening back to his 'old' songwriting style more than he envisioned he would.

If Nergal could have learned all these lessons he said he learned before his life flashed before his eyes, maybe we'd already have some pretty progressive Behemoth albums to listen to. Behemoth's never been one of my favorite bands, but I really like BYTG as a song.

I don't know what the lyrics are saying, though, probably a bunch of shit about dicks busting through buildings like on Legend of the Overfiend.

Nergal's spirit animal

Monday, December 9, 2013

What 70s Music Has Over Modern Music

Since everything new is dross, let's take a trip back to the seventiiiiiieeeees! and ponderscuss (ponder and discuss) differences between broadcast live music then and now.

I emphasize live, broadcast music specifically because it's a barometer for what is marketable, profitable, modern, and getting people's attention on the merit of its artistic credibility. Now that's a combination that's not just assembled every day.

In the seventies, having your band perform live on broadcast television is what got you noticed and increased record and concert sales. Think of what it did for The Beatles a decade prior–bands in the seventies were riding that wave. Aren't they still? What is displayed on our modern version of 70s television, a combination of cable tv (negligible in comparison) and our vast interweb with its growing options of listening to and watching live and studio-recorded muzik, is different by a long shot.

And that's natural, right? Let's not get nostalgic here. Personally, I find great enjoyment in constantly seeking out new, awesome music. What is new is what is to be sought, in my opinion, but! the past is not to be discarded. It's integral to understanding why we have what we have now, why we are where we are.

Check out this band called Focus.


This was posted on r/Music by u/capt_jazz. Thank u/. I propose new Reddit slang:
    "thank u/" = "thank you, Reddit user"

Now, back to Focus. I like how the vocalist gets all kinds of silly with it, pulling out strange sounds. His organ is like Jon Stewart's desk.

The guitarist is really good. His introductory riffs and solos sound like a precursor to the 80s Metallica I love so much. The rhythm section as a whole vibes together well, with competent bass and drums.


This is just a song I like by Jethro Tull, entitled "Locomotive Breath." You can thank my father for this. And, while we're at it, this:


You dig that four-person vocal harmony? Really beautiful stuff. You can hear the Alman Brothers influence in that non-glassesed guitar player, which is kind of annoying to me, but at least he's really talented. I think the Dan dropped him by the time they released their greatest album, in my opinion, The Royal Scam.

Now let's zoom our gaze outward, like rising up off the earth to see the entire landscape around you. These bands, and by natural progression 70s rock as a genre, is almost invisible to young people today. This is the Baby Boomer stuff that's now becoming the style of the elderly. It's one small corner of the entire spectrum. I feel it's my duty today to bring some emphasis back to these styles. There are many to choose from, and indeed our music today will be a blip in the spectrum of music to come.

...suddenly I'm getting lost in the hopelessness of all this. If music does nothing but evolve, why study the past? ... I suppose I'm just a dorky historian. But lo! There are two distinct advantages to be had in this line of past-concentration. First, you have to know what to avoid; learn from the mistakes of others. But second, is that this older music contains a key something our modern music lacks—a life, a color, a vibrancy, which comes from natural instrumentation and real talent, unadorned by over-production and sound effects.

This seventies stuff is natural, pure. No auto-tune, no fake beats, nothing programmed, all organic. Music, played on instruments. Now consider Justin Bieber's "Baby." Consider the lip-synching scandals broadcast on SNL, or the live broadcast of Beyoncé lip-synching the National Anthem.

Where the heck did music go these days if we can't even trust Beyoncé to practice hard enough to give an honest rendition of one of our nation's most cherished musical numbers at a racially-monumentally important event, and to lie about it in front of the entire viewing world?

What's the point of lip-synching, anyway? To make it flawless? In my opinion, flaws are not to be excluded from one's music. They're as organic as life itself. No mistakes = no humanity.

Consider what's popular in rock music today. St. Vincent is pretty popular, but her music always annoys me. I'm more of a Chelsea Wolfe man.

Question: What would a modern band, maintaining a focus on organic instrumentation, have to do to make it in today's biz?

The answer is, has always been, obvious—hard work and daily practice. Make videos of yourself playing. Record demos. Buy equipment and clothes that make you look and sound good. Get shows. The bottom line is the same: Pay to Play. A combination of monetary and physical investment is all that is required. And who has time for that? Isn't there work to do? Aren't we the 99%? The gap between the wealthy and the poor continues to grow, as Marx predicted.

So now, the most popular music is performed (and not necessarily written) by those with too much time on their hands, those with nothing to complain about. The wealthy. And do the wealthy ever make music that really turns us on our heads? Hasn't the best music always come from those who suffer, those on the fringes, those with perspective?

A modern musical conundrum:
Seeing as there's almost no way to make money at it, where are we with music these days? It's less and less profitable as time goes on, yet people continue to churn it out, to make ever newer and newer music, because we love music, don't we? Humans need it. Music gives us beauty, real emotion, unobtainable thru simple vocalizations or unpracticed schlubbs or recording studio trickery.

Since the best music comes from those who suffer for their craft, and I'm sure this can be proven somehow, musicians could align together, like the heroes in Atlas Shrugged, and refuse let the world hear their music, could abandon the world, until the world is so sick of its own bullshit that it comes crying back to us, begging for a taste of these exciting new sounds we're all pioneering in the underground.

The dream is yet alive.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Vhol — S/T Album Review


Vhol. This is the new shit your grandma hates. I'm very excited about this release.

It's so nice to hear such sophisticated metal played by such talented musicians. No emo bullshit. No weakness. Play "Arising" right now.

Exceptional musicianship. Mixed perfectly. A fascinating record.

The band's bio on Profound Lore Records says it's not black metal but a smashing together of lots of different genres.

BTW, typos and spelling errors abound on that bio. This is why black metal cannot yet trespass into the realm of mass appreciation—its fans often do not take the time to properly promote it to intelligent people.

And he goes on to claim it's not black metal? NOT BLACK METAL? No dude, this is black metal. This shit is dark, menacing, sounds like it was written and played inside a burning church, and has all the elements of black metal.

Hey Profound Lore, can I work for you? I'll clean up your website, no problem. I got you on this. I need $45K/year.

It is Ludicra, but faster. It's Hammers of Misfortune, but less medieval. I think John Cobbett really nailed it with those ideas, and in fact what he wrote and his band created, I assume, goes far above and beyond what he expected it etre.

The first track is black metal. The second track is black metal. The third track is black metal. It's fucking black metal. But it's not exactly black metal—the singing gets really clean and dynamic with boy-girl harmonies, followed on either side by black metal shrieks. The guitar isn't overly overdriven, the bass has just the right tone and is present in the mix, and the drums are also just mixed perfectly in there, played on a fantastic-sounding kit. All that, and it still feels like black metal.

I know, I'm in love. I'm gushing. But I really can't think of a bad thing to say about this release. I don't want to, though, it's obvious, right? Just let me be obsessed with this thing a while longer, I'll stop blabbering about it soon enough.

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Thursday, September 19, 2013

On Megadeth's "Supercollider," a Track-by-Track Analysis

I'm skipping the first few tracks. It's my prerogative.

Burn is pretty good. Mustaine gets pretty old-school blues with the lyrics here, which is okay because he delivers it well. But it doesn't really lite my fire all the same.

Built For War. I like how the lyrics are structured during the chorus. I like when Dave screams.

Off The Edge is preachy and annoying.

Dance In the Rain starts with good intentions of conveying all-encompassing government surveillance into our private lives, a very real possibility in our world today, but the music and the vocal style just keeps it in the mediocrity range.

By the end of the song, though, you have a sort of Part II. That's what Mustaine does well, he crafts whole pieces and makes chapters out of them. I love it, it's like legacy building. Part II of DITR is fucking awesome--the fast guitars that made Megadeth a legend back in the day. Also Dave starts fucking with vocal processors and it sounds really mechanized, like some kind of industrial thing. I think it's very cool. It also relates to the theme of the lyrics, double cool.

Beginning of Sorrow is good, but is he preaching about abortion? That's annoying. As if any mother needs some man to tell her that abortion is hard to deal with.

The Blackest Crow starts well with guitar-jo. It's not a banjo, but it's some kind of guitar-banjo instrument concoction. Pretty cool. I like that, that's inventive. The song's imagery reminds me of Lucretia. It's about a relative of Dave's that succumed to dementia. Perhaps his aunt or mother. It's a great theme for a song, it's touching, and real. The vocals are pretty cool. I like this song. The guitar solos are particularly good here, too. The Mustaine/Broderick combination really works to convey that special, characteristic Megadeth sound.

And when I hear Ellefson's bass come in, I realize how intricate his bass lines are here. Finally! Let that bassist shine already, Mustaine! Megathians love Ellefson!

Forget to Remember. Ah. So we're drifting into Lacuna Coil territory now. Great. No, it's good. It's fine. Go ahead, Megadeth, do that and gain some more followers.

I do like Mustaine actually singing, though. His voice is the right amount of gravel and note-accuracy, and of ... HOLY SHIT THAT LAUGH IS CREEPY (around 2:00--listen for it) ... corniness and enthusiasm with restraint.

That laugh threw me for a loop. Totally awesome. These are the studio tricks that add flavor to the songs and keep Megadeth relevant. They're pretty much just another aging metal band though, they never really leave their box.

I wish the band would do tread new ground--not further into pop territory, but into new forms of metal! Mustaine could really rip some black metal styles and throw some evil solos over it all.

That's what I'm trying to do with Freeze, incidentally. Keep watching us, we're going to blow up.

Holy shit, what's going on with Don't Turn Your Back...? Total Pink Floyd intro, leading into some pretty awesome double-kick metal riffage. The verse is kinda tired, but the chorus rocks. I like the melodies. Okay, while I was writing and bitching about how I wish Megadeth would leave their box, they do it. It was only a minute and a half song intro, but still. It was enough. And the proceeding song is really good. I admit: they're more than just another aging metal band.

I think about the metal scene here in Seattle. If some band this good at their instruments started playing shows, they'd blow up. The locals here are dying for some brütal, accurate speed metal.

Okay, time for the last song on the album. I'm expecting Megadeth to rock me. You've got to save one of the best songs for last, right? Burn out rather than fade away? Let's listen.

Cold Sweat. Okay, some old school riffage in my left ear, then in both, then some real AC/DC type shit. Pretty cool. Judas Priest influence big time. Awesome. Fucking 70s and 80s metal style. Not the complex riffage of Burnt Ice or Ashes In Your Mouth, not even the speed of Victory or FFF, but ... it's totally awesome. Okay, for the final track, Megadeth went in a new direction, and I think that's cool. It really works here.

It kinda leaves you on a high note. The song is pretty easy going and almost positive with the feeling it leaves you. The guitars are fucking sweet, the bass and drums fucking rock. I like the ending too. The lyrics are about being afraid and paranoid and stuff, but it's really fun to listen to.

Good job, Megadeth. Better than Risk and Cryptic Writings combined.