Monday, December 9, 2013

What 70s Music Has Over Modern Music

Since everything new is dross, let's take a trip back to the seventiiiiiieeeees! and ponderscuss (ponder and discuss) differences between broadcast live music then and now.

I emphasize live, broadcast music specifically because it's a barometer for what is marketable, profitable, modern, and getting people's attention on the merit of its artistic credibility. Now that's a combination that's not just assembled every day.

In the seventies, having your band perform live on broadcast television is what got you noticed and increased record and concert sales. Think of what it did for The Beatles a decade prior–bands in the seventies were riding that wave. Aren't they still? What is displayed on our modern version of 70s television, a combination of cable tv (negligible in comparison) and our vast interweb with its growing options of listening to and watching live and studio-recorded muzik, is different by a long shot.

And that's natural, right? Let's not get nostalgic here. Personally, I find great enjoyment in constantly seeking out new, awesome music. What is new is what is to be sought, in my opinion, but! the past is not to be discarded. It's integral to understanding why we have what we have now, why we are where we are.

Check out this band called Focus.


This was posted on r/Music by u/capt_jazz. Thank u/. I propose new Reddit slang:
    "thank u/" = "thank you, Reddit user"

Now, back to Focus. I like how the vocalist gets all kinds of silly with it, pulling out strange sounds. His organ is like Jon Stewart's desk.

The guitarist is really good. His introductory riffs and solos sound like a precursor to the 80s Metallica I love so much. The rhythm section as a whole vibes together well, with competent bass and drums.


This is just a song I like by Jethro Tull, entitled "Locomotive Breath." You can thank my father for this. And, while we're at it, this:


You dig that four-person vocal harmony? Really beautiful stuff. You can hear the Alman Brothers influence in that non-glassesed guitar player, which is kind of annoying to me, but at least he's really talented. I think the Dan dropped him by the time they released their greatest album, in my opinion, The Royal Scam.

Now let's zoom our gaze outward, like rising up off the earth to see the entire landscape around you. These bands, and by natural progression 70s rock as a genre, is almost invisible to young people today. This is the Baby Boomer stuff that's now becoming the style of the elderly. It's one small corner of the entire spectrum. I feel it's my duty today to bring some emphasis back to these styles. There are many to choose from, and indeed our music today will be a blip in the spectrum of music to come.

...suddenly I'm getting lost in the hopelessness of all this. If music does nothing but evolve, why study the past? ... I suppose I'm just a dorky historian. But lo! There are two distinct advantages to be had in this line of past-concentration. First, you have to know what to avoid; learn from the mistakes of others. But second, is that this older music contains a key something our modern music lacks—a life, a color, a vibrancy, which comes from natural instrumentation and real talent, unadorned by over-production and sound effects.

This seventies stuff is natural, pure. No auto-tune, no fake beats, nothing programmed, all organic. Music, played on instruments. Now consider Justin Bieber's "Baby." Consider the lip-synching scandals broadcast on SNL, or the live broadcast of Beyoncé lip-synching the National Anthem.

Where the heck did music go these days if we can't even trust Beyoncé to practice hard enough to give an honest rendition of one of our nation's most cherished musical numbers at a racially-monumentally important event, and to lie about it in front of the entire viewing world?

What's the point of lip-synching, anyway? To make it flawless? In my opinion, flaws are not to be excluded from one's music. They're as organic as life itself. No mistakes = no humanity.

Consider what's popular in rock music today. St. Vincent is pretty popular, but her music always annoys me. I'm more of a Chelsea Wolfe man.

Question: What would a modern band, maintaining a focus on organic instrumentation, have to do to make it in today's biz?

The answer is, has always been, obvious—hard work and daily practice. Make videos of yourself playing. Record demos. Buy equipment and clothes that make you look and sound good. Get shows. The bottom line is the same: Pay to Play. A combination of monetary and physical investment is all that is required. And who has time for that? Isn't there work to do? Aren't we the 99%? The gap between the wealthy and the poor continues to grow, as Marx predicted.

So now, the most popular music is performed (and not necessarily written) by those with too much time on their hands, those with nothing to complain about. The wealthy. And do the wealthy ever make music that really turns us on our heads? Hasn't the best music always come from those who suffer, those on the fringes, those with perspective?

A modern musical conundrum:
Seeing as there's almost no way to make money at it, where are we with music these days? It's less and less profitable as time goes on, yet people continue to churn it out, to make ever newer and newer music, because we love music, don't we? Humans need it. Music gives us beauty, real emotion, unobtainable thru simple vocalizations or unpracticed schlubbs or recording studio trickery.

Since the best music comes from those who suffer for their craft, and I'm sure this can be proven somehow, musicians could align together, like the heroes in Atlas Shrugged, and refuse let the world hear their music, could abandon the world, until the world is so sick of its own bullshit that it comes crying back to us, begging for a taste of these exciting new sounds we're all pioneering in the underground.

The dream is yet alive.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Vhol — S/T Album Review


Vhol. This is the new shit your grandma hates. I'm very excited about this release.

It's so nice to hear such sophisticated metal played by such talented musicians. No emo bullshit. No weakness. Play "Arising" right now.

Exceptional musicianship. Mixed perfectly. A fascinating record.

The band's bio on Profound Lore Records says it's not black metal but a smashing together of lots of different genres.

BTW, typos and spelling errors abound on that bio. This is why black metal cannot yet trespass into the realm of mass appreciation—its fans often do not take the time to properly promote it to intelligent people.

And he goes on to claim it's not black metal? NOT BLACK METAL? No dude, this is black metal. This shit is dark, menacing, sounds like it was written and played inside a burning church, and has all the elements of black metal.

Hey Profound Lore, can I work for you? I'll clean up your website, no problem. I got you on this. I need $45K/year.

It is Ludicra, but faster. It's Hammers of Misfortune, but less medieval. I think John Cobbett really nailed it with those ideas, and in fact what he wrote and his band created, I assume, goes far above and beyond what he expected it etre.

The first track is black metal. The second track is black metal. The third track is black metal. It's fucking black metal. But it's not exactly black metal—the singing gets really clean and dynamic with boy-girl harmonies, followed on either side by black metal shrieks. The guitar isn't overly overdriven, the bass has just the right tone and is present in the mix, and the drums are also just mixed perfectly in there, played on a fantastic-sounding kit. All that, and it still feels like black metal.

I know, I'm in love. I'm gushing. But I really can't think of a bad thing to say about this release. I don't want to, though, it's obvious, right? Just let me be obsessed with this thing a while longer, I'll stop blabbering about it soon enough.

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Thursday, September 19, 2013

On Megadeth's "Supercollider," a Track-by-Track Analysis

I'm skipping the first few tracks. It's my prerogative.

Burn is pretty good. Mustaine gets pretty old-school blues with the lyrics here, which is okay because he delivers it well. But it doesn't really lite my fire all the same.

Built For War. I like how the lyrics are structured during the chorus. I like when Dave screams.

Off The Edge is preachy and annoying.

Dance In the Rain starts with good intentions of conveying all-encompassing government surveillance into our private lives, a very real possibility in our world today, but the music and the vocal style just keeps it in the mediocrity range.

By the end of the song, though, you have a sort of Part II. That's what Mustaine does well, he crafts whole pieces and makes chapters out of them. I love it, it's like legacy building. Part II of DITR is fucking awesome--the fast guitars that made Megadeth a legend back in the day. Also Dave starts fucking with vocal processors and it sounds really mechanized, like some kind of industrial thing. I think it's very cool. It also relates to the theme of the lyrics, double cool.

Beginning of Sorrow is good, but is he preaching about abortion? That's annoying. As if any mother needs some man to tell her that abortion is hard to deal with.

The Blackest Crow starts well with guitar-jo. It's not a banjo, but it's some kind of guitar-banjo instrument concoction. Pretty cool. I like that, that's inventive. The song's imagery reminds me of Lucretia. It's about a relative of Dave's that succumed to dementia. Perhaps his aunt or mother. It's a great theme for a song, it's touching, and real. The vocals are pretty cool. I like this song. The guitar solos are particularly good here, too. The Mustaine/Broderick combination really works to convey that special, characteristic Megadeth sound.

And when I hear Ellefson's bass come in, I realize how intricate his bass lines are here. Finally! Let that bassist shine already, Mustaine! Megathians love Ellefson!

Forget to Remember. Ah. So we're drifting into Lacuna Coil territory now. Great. No, it's good. It's fine. Go ahead, Megadeth, do that and gain some more followers.

I do like Mustaine actually singing, though. His voice is the right amount of gravel and note-accuracy, and of ... HOLY SHIT THAT LAUGH IS CREEPY (around 2:00--listen for it) ... corniness and enthusiasm with restraint.

That laugh threw me for a loop. Totally awesome. These are the studio tricks that add flavor to the songs and keep Megadeth relevant. They're pretty much just another aging metal band though, they never really leave their box.

I wish the band would do tread new ground--not further into pop territory, but into new forms of metal! Mustaine could really rip some black metal styles and throw some evil solos over it all.

That's what I'm trying to do with Freeze, incidentally. Keep watching us, we're going to blow up.

Holy shit, what's going on with Don't Turn Your Back...? Total Pink Floyd intro, leading into some pretty awesome double-kick metal riffage. The verse is kinda tired, but the chorus rocks. I like the melodies. Okay, while I was writing and bitching about how I wish Megadeth would leave their box, they do it. It was only a minute and a half song intro, but still. It was enough. And the proceeding song is really good. I admit: they're more than just another aging metal band.

I think about the metal scene here in Seattle. If some band this good at their instruments started playing shows, they'd blow up. The locals here are dying for some brütal, accurate speed metal.

Okay, time for the last song on the album. I'm expecting Megadeth to rock me. You've got to save one of the best songs for last, right? Burn out rather than fade away? Let's listen.

Cold Sweat. Okay, some old school riffage in my left ear, then in both, then some real AC/DC type shit. Pretty cool. Judas Priest influence big time. Awesome. Fucking 70s and 80s metal style. Not the complex riffage of Burnt Ice or Ashes In Your Mouth, not even the speed of Victory or FFF, but ... it's totally awesome. Okay, for the final track, Megadeth went in a new direction, and I think that's cool. It really works here.

It kinda leaves you on a high note. The song is pretty easy going and almost positive with the feeling it leaves you. The guitars are fucking sweet, the bass and drums fucking rock. I like the ending too. The lyrics are about being afraid and paranoid and stuff, but it's really fun to listen to.

Good job, Megadeth. Better than Risk and Cryptic Writings combined.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Seattle Black Metal: A God or an Other

Here's an up and coming Seattle black metal band with a sweet new record, released yesterday, April 19 on Alive and Breathing Records.



A God or an Other recorded "Towers of Silence" as a three-piece and it's quite good. The album is streaming on their Bandcamp page.

They've got a definite psychedelic black metal thing going. It's brutal and it will take you out of your body, lifting your soul above the trees.

I think TOS is fucking awesome. Way to go, guys. This album rules. The band traverses all corners of the black metal universe, from the old and crusty to the new and spacey, to the French stylings of Deathspell Omega, and to the Cascadian rhythms of Wolves in the Throne Room. But they've got their own thing going on, that's unlike either of the above bands.

Everything's on point here. Producer John Lervold did his job well. The guitar, bass, drums, and vocals are mixed evenly so that you can hear everything. I like being able to hear bass in black metal, it's nice, because the guitars are always so gainy and crushing. The guitar's tone is tamed down a bit, just enough so that he's not too far out there in the land of treble and distortion. It's kind of like an organic distortion.

Well-played, instrumentalists. Good job on the vocals, guitarist.

Pvre cvlt.

Seattle black metal. Hail. Modern metal that does not suck.

Running favorite track: Unbroken Reign of Glacial Death. An other good moment is when Xibalba goes from lightning-fast and accurate black metal to crushing doom. Wykkyd.

Friday, August 9, 2013

Fuck you if you don't like this post with awesome videos and sweet advice from a seasoned studio tech

This guy has inspired the shit out of me. Here are two videos from Spectre Media Group and Spectre Sound Studios, entitled, "How to get your band ready for the studio."

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Sunn O)))'s "Big Church" rearranged for orhcestra

This is a link to a Bandcamp page for one Joshua Carro. He's a classical musician and writer.

The song of his I'm linking you to is his rearrangement of one of my favorite Sunn O))) songs, "Big Church (megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért)."